Funk Pop

Fuck this stupidly perfect band.

We just hit 4,000 followers holY BALLSACKS THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

-Sydney & Sarah

We just hit 4,000 followers holY BALLSACKS THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

-Sydney & Sarah

Tagged #5sosfam  #5sos  #5sos blog  #fuck  #how even  

Posted on 21 October, 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from fairyflossluke  Source itsstuckyinmyhead

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from 1dninja5sos  Source daddydom420

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from wowwhydoieventry  Source casfallen

cvlum-hood:

BUT HARRY LAUGHS AT HIS BIG BROTHER’S JOKE

Harry looks so in awe of Ashton tho. omg

Posted on 16 October, 2014
Reblogged from flannelxhemmings  Source cvlum-hood

dianasweekendwarrior:

miss-panda-eyes:

It’s really sad that all people care about is if the boys can/can’t come to the UK, instead of Ashtons health. He needs to rest up in order to be up and going again. The boys will make it up to us, we know they will.
Ash is only human and has a right to be ill and need rest, you do not need to tear him down for that.
I am from the UK and personally want the boys to stay a bit longer and rest, spend time with family and friends and take a break.
I don’t mind at all that Ash needs to take it easy, I don’t mind that we have to wait for them to come to the UK, they’re human and they have the right to rest, breaks and deal with normal issues.
I just really hope Ash gets better, I send him all my love. He can take as long as he wants in order to be back to his healthy, happy self.

Stop getting Ansty about having to wait a little longer to see the boys.
#GetWellSoonAsh

^^^^^^ thank you.

This^^^^^ agreed

Posted on 15 October, 2014
Reblogged from iscreamforstylescream  Source miss-panda-eyes

smashton5sos:

"guitarists finger faster, bassists do it deeper, singers do it louder, drummers hit it harder"

friendly reminder that ashton irwin can do all of the above

that was not friendly

Posted on 15 October, 2014
Reblogged from mistahhood  Source smashton5sos

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

Posted on 14 October, 2014
Reblogged from bigcitydreamsbrightlightstreets  Source scaremuke

iHeart Calum part 3

Requested: yes

Pairing: reader/Calum

Smut: yup

A/N: OKay so here’s the final part to this one. I guess it’s about time I posted it for you :D our ask is always open for requests!!! - Sarah (@5SOS1DTMHT)

Part 1    Part 2

His length rubs against your opening and you moan from the feeling. “You ready then babe?” he asks as you nod and he lines himself up. He then slowly pushes into you and you pull on his hair harder at how he fills you. He stops moving and looks down at you, “Are you okay babe?” he questions in a concerned voice, “Am I hurting you?” “No Cal, just move. I just need you to move” he does as you say and starts slowly thrusting into you. His lips find yours as his slow thrusts continue. Soon you start to raise your hips to his and he starts to move faster. “Fuuuuck” you moan out, breaking the kiss, “I’m—so—close.” He takes this and thrusts faster, now holding himself up with one arm he brings the other down to your clit and starts to rub. This pushes you over the edge and you hit your high releasing all over his length inside you. You feel him twitch and release inside you moments after. His thrusts continue, riding out your highs together before he pulls out and sits down near your feet. His head leaning against the back of the couch he breathes hard. You sit up and lean against his chest, his arm wrapping around your body. “That was amazing Calum” you breathe out. He lifts his head and kisses the top of your head, playing with your hair.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!! Goes the door to the back lounge. “We can fucking hear you two!!!!” you hear Michael yell through the door. “I hope you’re done fucking, cuz I want to sleep without hearing that shit” he continues as you chuckle into Calum’s chest. “Maybe we should let him sleep” you say quietly to Calum. “Fuck that, I never got to watch you bounce on me” Calum says as he pulls you onto his lap. “Cal we’ll have plenty of time for that another time. It’s not like I’m going anywhere” you say to him. “Yes you are, you’re leaving in 4 days. I want you now!” Calum whines. You are already sitting on his lap, conveniently straddling him, and you had to admit feeling him still hard beneath you made you want to go for another round. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!! “DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT CALUM!” Michael now yells. You smile at Calum and line him up with your entrance then sink down onto his length, feeling him fill you again. “OOOOOHHHHH FUCK!” You yell out for Michael’s sake making Calum smile” His hands find their place on your hips as he helps you bounce up and down. This new position hits your g-spot every time and you know you won’t last long. “Fuck Cal, I can’t” you manage to say as his right hand has traveled up to cup your left bouncing breast. You hold your self up from him a little on your knees as he thrusts into you causing you to whimper. “Caaaaaaalllll” you moan out, your head now nuzzled into the crook of his neck. “Almost babe, just a little bit more” he says as he thrusts harder. You grab his hair and pull slightly as you feel your third orgasm of the night coming on. “Shiiiiiiit!” Calum says as you feel his thrusts become sloppy, signaling he is close too. “Almost babe, on three” he says and you lift your head kissing under his jaw. “Fuck, one, two, THREE” he says and you both release at the same time. You scream out his name again and then hear more banging on the door. You and Calum look at each other and just laugh.

You get off and both of you get redressed before walking over to the door. Calum slowly unlocks it and slides it open as Michael followed by Luke are standing in the isle. Ashton can be seen at the other end of the bus laughing to himself. You and Calum laugh as Michael punches Calum’s arm and Luke’s face is one of pure shock. “You hooked up with my best friend, what the fuck Calum?!” Luke says, still shocked. “Not hooked up Lucas, I fucked my girlfriend” Calum says with a smirk on his face as you hide your face in Calum’s chest. “Good for-fucking-you, now will you fucking let me fucking sleep?” Michael rants. “When Michael says ‘fuck’ that many times he’s tired. Just shove him into his bunk and ignore him” Ashton says. You look up and laugh as you push your way past Luke and Michael. Calum does as Ashton says and pulls Michael’s curtain closed as Michael mumbles some more, then comes and sits next to you in the front of the bus. Luke slowly turns around still shocked. “Just come sit down Lukey, it will be okay” Ashton says. Ashton always seemed to be the one to take care of the boys. Luke slowly walks forward and sits next to Ashton looking at you and Calum. Calum has taken your hand and is absentmindedly playing with your fingers. “So this is real now?” Luke finally says. “Guess so Luke” you answer smiling. “Okay then, I mean, I guess if it’s what you want. Calum don’t you fucking dare hurt her or I will kill you” Luke threatens. You try and hide a giggle as Ash reminds him “You can’t kill him Luke, we need him for the band.” This makes you all laugh and you look at Luke again. “Everything is gonna be fine Luke, promise” you say with a smile. He nods and you all sit there for a moment in silence before Calum says “So who was the little fucking bird who told her?” Luke looks confused as Ashton’s face goes bright red and he dips his head behind his phone. “Guess that answers that question Irwin” you, Calum and Luke laugh as Ashton peeks his head back up and smiles. “WILL YOU ALL FUCKING SHUT UP?!?!?” Michael yells once more causing you all to laugh.

oakynymph:


do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

Posted on 14 October, 2014
Reblogged from undertheinvisiblitycloak  Source thechocolatebrigade

mukenope:

On Calum’s leaked snapchat

Holy Fuck Ashton 😂👏

Posted on 13 October, 2014
Reblogged from 5sosisboppin  Source mukenope

Muke during Amnesia +

Posted on 11 October, 2014
Reblogged from nialls-koolaid  Source 5sosaffair

http://greenlght.tumblr.com/post/99685748300/lipringsandblondehair-calumfood-it-is-like

Posted on 11 October, 2014
Reblogged from greenlght  Source calumfood

Posted on 11 October, 2014
Reblogged from misfitclemmings  Source fivesecondinterludes

lukeybear5sos:

loserkidluke:

hotdamn5sos:

Ashton5SOS: Smart dressed men

*screams* SSSUUUUUUUUIIIIITTTTTTSS

I’m dead.

lukeybear5sos:

loserkidluke:

hotdamn5sos:

Ashton5SOS: Smart dressed men

*screams* SSSUUUUUUUUIIIIITTTTTTSS

I’m dead.

Posted on 10 October, 2014
Reblogged from vegemiteash  Source hotdamn5sos


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