Fucking Bands

Title basically says it all.

bigbootyirwin:

i thought this up and i think we should really do this to show them how much we really do appreciate their hard work. xx

bigbootyirwin:

i thought this up and i think we should really do this to show them how much we really do appreciate their hard work. xx

Posted on 25 April, 2014
Reblogged from music-scars-escapes  Source bigbootyirwin

Hair Dye Adventures

Requested: Nope haha

Paring: Michael/Reader

Smut: fuck yes

A/N: Oh damn, it’s long but good :) -Sarah (twitter @5SOS1DTHMT )

Imagine you had been wanting to dye your hair again but you had been putting it off. Now you really needed to do it, it had been too long and your roots were showing in a bad way. You were hanging out on the couch watching mindless tv with your boyfriend Michael while playing with his hair. He had just changed it recently to black with red and it was fading a little to more of brown with some red still in it. “Y/N what do you want to do today?” He asked. You thought carefully before answering. It would be a good day to do your hair, it could be a lot of fun with Michael but he could also end up messing it up if he got too excited. What the hell “Yeah, I need to re-dye my hair, wanna help?” You ask. He perks up immediately and sits up. He looks at you like an excited child, which when it came to hair dye he basically was.

 You had been joking with your friends on group chat when one asked how you pronounce “Michael” which you thought was weird but you spelled it phonetically when another friend responded with “5 year old with hair dye” you lost it.  Your friends had a great sense of humor but it was true when you really thought about it. Michael changed his hair so often even his fans teased him about it.

 ”What color?” He asked eagerly. “Just dark brown, nothing crazy this time. Sorry babe” you laugh as his face drops slightly. “That’s okay THIS TIME.” He says emphasizing ‘this time’. “Do you have the color? Or do we get to go on an adventure to get it?” It was always an adventure going out in public with Michael. His band had gained a lot of success and a huge following recently. When people knew that he was in a specific place they would stake out places like Panda Express hoping to see him. You didn’t mind the occasional fans coming up to him and asking for pictures and autographs, but lately the really young ones had started mobbing which pissed you off. “Adventure first, then later tonight we can order pizza and maybe make cookies?” You ask. “Sounds amazing. Let me grab my hoodie first then we can go”.

 Once Michael was ready, you grabbed your purse and keys and you got in your car and took off. You purposely drove to a Walmart two towns over just in case anyone decided to try to follow you after. You parked relatively close and went in the store in search of your color. Michael kept his hood up and sunglasses on while holding your hand. You grabbed the box of dye and were about to get in line to pay when some girls recognized Michael. They were about to scream when he motioned for them to be quiet. They stopped and came over calmly and all got their pictures. You paid for your hair dye and the girls promised Michael they wouldn’t follow you guys or tweet where he was once he agreed to follow them all on twitter. You paid for your hair dye and made it back to your car without anyone else stopping you.

 Once you got home you went to your room to change into a crappy shirt so you didn’t ruin the one you had on. Michael followed you and took his hoodie off tossing it on your bed as he sat down. You quickly pulled off your shirt leaving you in your bra for a brief moment before pulling the new shirt over your head. You caught Mikey’s eye as he watched you frowning slightly as your new shirt covered your body. You giggle and make your way to the bathroom to start the hair dying process. You take your hair down and are brushing through it when Michael comes in and slides his hands onto your hips. “Do you wanna help or just watch?” you ask him. “I’ll just watch this time” he responds as he closes the lid on the toilet and sits down. You put the gloves on and mix the dye into the bottle and start applying it to your roots. “So what do you wanna do after your hairs done?” he asks. You look over to him and can’t quite read his face which normally means he’s trying to hide his idea from you. “I don’t really care as long as it’s with you” you say and see him smile.

 You finished applying the dye to your hair and walked out into the living room with Michael right behind you. While waiting for the dye to set you sat on the couch, careful that your hair didn’t touch anything, and watched some tv as Michael played with your fingers. The 30 minutes passed and you started to get up, “Where are you going babe?” Michael asked, “To take a shower, I’ll be back as soon as I’m done” you say as you stick your tongue out and walk away. You turned the shower on and got undressed as the water warmed up. Stepping in you felt the water run over your body and hair rinsing the extra dye out. You poured some shampoo into your hand and began messaging it into your hair when you heard the shower curtain being pulled back. You turned around and were met with a naked Michael smiling devilishly at you. “I got bored” he said simply. You sighed and gave him a smile as you finished washing the shampoo out of your hair. “Can I help?” Michael asked, his hands already covered in soap and moving over your waist and stomach up to your chest. He always went for your chest, it was his favorite part of your body. You put some if the special conditioner in your hair and turned to wash it out trying not to moan due to Michael’s actions. “I’m almost done with my hair, then you can help” you tell him. He moves his hands back down to your hips and leaves them there as you finish rinsing your hair.

Once you finished, you smile at him and pull him to you bringing your lips to his. His tongue brushes against your lip begging for entrance. You part your lips as his tongue takes over your mouth. Your hands have moved to his hair pulling at the ends causing him to moan into the kiss. His hands are traveling over your body as the water runs down you both. With your bodies pressed together you trail your hands down his chest and stomach taking hold of him. You gently rub him as he moans louder breaking your kiss. “Don’t tease Y/N, it’s not nice” he growls. You smile coyly and kiss his lips once more before lowering yourself to your knees. You take him in your mouth, pumping the rest that you can’t fit, and begin bobbing your head. It doesn’t take long for him to tangle his hands in your hair and moan “Fuuuuuck Y/N” till you stop suddenly. “What’s that for?” He asks slightly annoyed “I was close” “Then finish in me” you say. Michael grins mischievously and pushes you against the wall pulling one of your legs up and around his waist. He lines himself up and slowly enters you waiting for you to adjust before thrusting into you. He continues hard, with his lips attacking your neck and collar bone.

"Mich…Michael…..fuuuuuck……ple…please" you manage to say. He understands and brings one hand to your centre rubbing as he continues to thrust into you. You feel yourself hit your high and scream out his name as he keeps going letting you ride out your high and letting himself finish in you. You lower your leg and Michael pulls out bringing his hands up to cup your face. "I love you so much" he says sweetly as he kisses you. "I love you to Mikey" you say. You turn the shower off and both step out drying off. You walk into your room and throw on some basketball shorts and a tank top as Michael grabs some clothes from his drawer in your room. Once dressed you both make your way back to the living room and pick a cheesy romcom to watch while you order pizza. "I love days like this. Thank you for helping me with my hair babe" you smile up at him as he leans down and kisses your forehead.

1mew:

my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your fucking house down

Posted on 24 April, 2014
Reblogged from wowwhydoieventry  

merbearedie:

whether you listen to the dialogue without video or watch the video without sound it’s all the same

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from you-me-at-sea  Source merbearedie

Ashton’s egg tweets

Posted on 23 April, 2014

I just really need something that involves turning in Calum with dirty talk and teasing while out with the boys
Anonymous

5-secs-of-banging:

The boys decided to actually go out to eat tonight instead of ordering in again. We had been in LA for 2 weeks already and we were finally leaving the house to eat. Ashton, Luke, Michael and their girlfriends all walked out to the van followed by Calum and I. I love the boys and their girlfriends, but the house was getting small and I hadn’t had alone time with Calum for a while. It was getting hard to be good when we were around everyone. Somehow the others were making due but I didn’t know how much longer I could. I grabbed Calum’s hand as we walked out the door and decided then that tonight was gonna be fun for me, Calum might call it something else but either way I would get what I wanted. We were all in the van paired off and Calum and I were in the first row with the rest behind us. We sat down and put our seat belts on as the driver started going. I casually rested my hand on Calum’s thigh and turned to talk to Ash’s girlfriend Sarah about something pointless. As I continued talking I moved my hand farther up Calum’s thigh towards his bulge. He realized what I was doing and grabbed my wrist stopping me before I could get there. “Everything okay mate?” Ashton asked Calum. “Yeah, everything’s fine.” he responded tensely. He interlaced our fingers and I turned around to face him. He pulled me in closer to him and quietly said “What are you trying to do Y/N? We are in a car with my whole band and all of their girlfriends on our way to dinner……Don’t tease me.” You smiled sweetly and leaned up to lightly kiss his lips before placing your head on his shoulder. You sat in silence for a little while longer as the van continued and arrived at the restaurant that Luke had chosen. You all got out and as you walked behind Calum you grabbed his ass quickly then played it off as nothing when everyone else came up behind you both. Calum turned around and gave you a warning look. “You sure you’re okay man? You’re acting a little weird.” Ashton questioned Calum again. “Yeah, I’m sure. I’ll be fine as long as Y/N behaves tonight” You smile innocently and Ash just giggles grabbing Sarah’s hand and pulls her past you both into the restaurant. Calum grabs your hand and follows in as you all sit at the table. You all order some drinks and Michael orders practically every appetizer the place has before the waitress walks away. Calum starts up an easy conversation with Luke who is sitting to his right and you rest your head on Calum’s shoulder again. “You okay babe?” He asks. “Just a little tired that’s all” you say. “Okay” he says and goes back to his conversation with Luke. You quietly place your hand on his thigh again and quickly bring it up to his bulge and begin to palm him through his jeans. He clenches his jaw and Luke gives him a confused look. “It’s nothing mate” he tells Luke. Calum turns towards you and you take this chance to whisper “It’s been so long since we’ve done anything adventurous babe. Let’s have some fun” He groans slightly at the pressure you keep on his bulge so you continue. “Let’s see how long you can keep a straight face before the boys notice anything. If you can make it till dinner is served you can do anything you want to me when we get home.” You say deviously. Calum looks at you and quickly says “Deal”. You discretely move the table cloth so it covers your hand on Calum and makes it so that you can no longer see his pants. You use this to unbutton and unzip his pants giving you better access to him. Your movements are slow as you continue to whisper to him. “I can’t wait to taste you babe, I need you in my mouth. I don’t know if I can wait until dinner, I guess I will just have to try” He groans again a little too loud and you stop your movements right away. The waitress has brought the appetizers and everyone orders their dinner. When the waitress gets to Calum he does his best to order with a straight face. The waitress doesn’t notice anything, or if she does she doesn’t say anything, but Ashton looks at Calum then to me and I just smile innocently at him. He knows exactly what’s going on. He always seems to be able to tell. Anyway, the waitress leaves and I continue my movements under the table. “Almost there love, if you can keep this up I will be surprised.” You move your hand faster as he gets harder and you continue. “You’re so big Cal, I need you tonight.” You’re surprised as he makes it until the waitress brings your dinners out. She places them around the table and everyone says their “thank-you”. As she leaves you remove your hand from Calum and move to eat your dinner. Calum quickly stands up grabs your hand and pulls you with him. Ashton and Sarah just laugh as Michael, Luke and their girlfriends all look completely lost. Calum finds a unisex bathroom and pulls you in locking the door behind you. “I’m not waiting for you to finish this until we get home. You’re gonna finish it now then I will get everything else I want when we get home. Now get on your knees and suck”

So yeah——long but lemme know what ya think (twitter @5SOS1DTMHT)

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from 5-secs-of-banging  

I always come on here and post something then start scrolling through the dash and forget I’m not on my personal..oops

Tagged #idontknowwhybuticantstop  

Posted on 22 April, 2014

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from ashleym1d  Source oh-good-life

Pre-Show Teasing, Post-Show Satisfaction

Requested: nope

Paring: Calum/Reader

Smut: hell yes

A/N: Started it as a short imagine to kill someone and they wanted me to continue, so here it is. Yeah. Requests are always open :D (twitter @5SOS1DTMHT )

Imagine Calum shyly smiling at you before a show as Ashton photo bombs. You show Cal the pic as he giggles saying something about Ash always doing that but you are lost in his voice, lost in the fact that you are backstage with him while he is on tour. You had been dating for a while but this was all still new to you. You smiled and looked down as you thought. Calum gently pulled your chin up so that you were looking into his eyes. “What are you thinking about Y/N?” He asks. “Just how crazy this is” you respond. “What’s crazy is how much I love you” he whispers as he kisses your lips softly “and how much I need you,” he growls into your ear as he starts to kiss down your neck. “Not in here Cal!” You say as you realize the other boys were starting to watch you two. “We’ll be back,” he announces as he grabs your hand and pulls you from the room into the smaller dressing room next door. He closes the door and pushes you against it kissing you roughly, his hands moving down to your waist rubbing his thumbs on your hips. Your hands move to the back of his neck and you begin to play with the hair at the nape if his neck causing him to moan into the kiss. “Y/N, you’re killing me babe” he whispers between kisses. Suddenly there is a knock at the door “Cal get your ass on stage, you’re on in 30 seconds!!!” “We will have to finish this after” he says as he kisses you once more and runs out to stage just in time. You lean your head against the door and breathe deeply. “How am I this lucky?” You sigh as you gather yourself together and walk out into the house to watch your boyfriend and his band mates perform.

The boys have played half of their show and it has ben amazing. You love how Calum occasionally makes eye contact with you during your favorite songs as he sings, like he’s singing right to you. Finally they play the “last” song before the encore and you start to make your way backstage again. You pass some fans as you leave the building thinking it would be easier to walk around the back then make your way through the venue. You grab your pass and greet the security guys as you pass through the gates making your way onto the bus. You sit down and put your headphones in and loose yourself in your favorite playlist. Before you realize it the boys have all come into the bus and Calum has found you in the back room. You take your headphones out and smile as Calum sits with you. Ashton and Luke sit down Michael turns the DVD player on and Mean Girls resumes from where it was paused sometime earlier that day. As Mikey sits down Calum’s hand passes over your knee and he looks at you signaling you to meet him in the front of the bus. He gets up and leaves. You wait a minute then get up yourself and shut the door behind you. As the door is shutting Michael yells, “We’re not stupid Y/N!” You smile as you find Calum leaning against his bunk. “Now where were we?” he growls as he leans in and kisses your mouth and jaw line making his way down your neck until he reaches your collar bone. Your hands are tangled in his hair and you moan as he lightly bites the skin in the hollow of your collarbone. Your hands trail down Calum’s back reaching the hem of his shirt and you tug lightly for him to pull it off. He breaks away and pulls it off shoving it in the corner of his bunk as his other hand pulls your dress up and over your head. You stand there in your bra and panties with his hands on your hips as he leans back and stares at you. “Cal, stop” you say shyly. “How many times do I have to tell you that you are absolutely beautiful? I love you” he says sweetly and kisses you again. You kiss him back and start to undo his skinny black jeans to leave him in just his boxers. He helps you get his jeans all the way off and you climb into his bunk.

You push Calum so he lay’s down and you straddle him in the small space re-connecting your lips to his. His hands rest gently on your hips as yours move over his chest and abs then back up to his hair. As the kiss gets more passionate you begin to grind against him as you feel him get harder. He moans into the kiss and brings his hands up your back to undo your bra. With your bra discarded he gently massages your breasts. You begin to leave wet sloppy kisses down his jaw, neck and chest down to the waistband of his boxers. You slowly pull them down as Calum pulls the drape of his bunk shut. You get his boxers all the way off and kiss his tip before taking him in your hands. You then slowly lick from the base to tip, swirling your tongue around the tip before taking him in your mouth. Calum moans loudly as his hands move to your hair. You take as much of him in your mouth as you can and pump the rest with one hand while cupping his balls with the other. You go faster as you feel him start to twitch, you knew he was close. “Babe, stop, I don’t wanna cum yet” he says breathily as you stop what you’re doing. You take your panties off and straddle him again, slowly sitting down on him, letting him fill you the way only Calum can. You both moan as you pause to adjust before you start bouncing. You lean down and connect your lips with Calum’s to try to keep the volume down since the boys were just a few feet away behind the door but it was difficult. Calum quickly and agilely flipped you so you were lying down and he was on top of you. You were surprised you both didn’t fall out of the bunk. With your knees brought up Calum rocked into you using his hand to rub your centre and leaned in to kiss you. You soon felt your climax building and you breathed “Cal……I…..” “Ride it babe,” he said cutting you off as your orgasm took over your body. He continued to thrust into you and rub you helping you ride out your high as he reached his shooting his load into you before lying down next to you and pulling the blanket over you both.

You were basically on top of each other as you cuddled since the bus bunks were so small, but you didn’t mind, you loved being this close to Calum especially after sex. “I love you Calum,” you say before kissing his lips. You position yourself so your head is lying on his chest and your legs are intertwined with his. You both laid there for a long time in silence and you thought he had fallen asleep when you heard him whisper “Not as much as I love you Y/N” before kissing your head. You stayed quiet and drifted off to sleep in Calum’s arms.

I’m almost done with a Calum one, I saved it as “pre show teasing, post show satisfaction” 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Tagged #5 seconds of summer  #5SOS  #imagines  #5SOS imagine  #Calum Hood  

Posted on 22 April, 2014

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from 1dinfection71  Source stupidfuckingquestions

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from fuckuluke69  Source fallenfor5sos

darthlaider:

"oh yea i knew that ages ago"

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Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from 1dinfection71  Source darthlaider

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from mycutemichael  Source ashtonbangme

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

Posted on 22 April, 2014
Reblogged from zainmalekh  Source andrewsatanhussie


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